Alright then... Tim wanted this, so homemade magazine pouches:
First, go to walmart and buy 2 pillows, a bedsheet, or whatever. It doesn't matter, you just need the outer fabric bag that the cheap ones now come in. Size varies based on what you buy.
Take your items out, apply them wherever they go.
Flip it over, so your button or velcro is facing down.
Cut out a piece of fabric from something you have laying around. Make sure it's a bit bigger than your belt.
Fold the top edge of that piece of fabric over a bit, and line it up where you want the belt loop for your pouch.
Sew that. I use a needle and thread because I don't have a sewing machine. Not that hard really, you just need a needle. If you do it by hand, try to leave small gaps between your stitches.
Now, sew it through again, going back to your start position, so there is no break in the line of stitching.
Tie a knot with your needle and the source of your thread. Cut the needle off, and get more thread prepared on the needle.
Fold the bottom of your belt loop fabric, and sew that on in position. Again, repeat to go back to start, tie it off.
And now, glue it. This will prevent stitches from breaking.
Finally, if you want a dump pouch, find the hem of the top of the pouch. Cut a slit somewhere, so you can run some wire through the hemmed area. push your wire through, and cut a hole on the opposite side, so you can tie the wire together.
Now show people your ridiculous looking pink mag pouch.